1 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,792 JAKUBISKO FILM presents 2 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,952 a chilling city comedy 3 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:11,998 Oh man... - Stop it. 4 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:20,555 - Hello? - Hi! I'm on my way. 5 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,119 I got stuck in a traffic jam. In a cab... 6 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,353 - No foreplay, no afterplay... 7 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,792 - A normal baptism with a normal priest, in a normal church. 8 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,757 And I want that grating! Thanks! 9 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,195 - What baptism? You got a kid? 10 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,069 - Jesus... - Adam! 11 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,713 Adam, you got hitched already? 12 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,110 - Are you crazy? The wedding's in the fall. 13 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,799 - Oh. 14 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,119 - We're launching a CD. 15 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,715 - You're destroying yourself. Diabetes is really dangerous. 16 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,232 I want you to cool it for once. - What do you mean? 17 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,871 - Well, you don't even have a flat! 18 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,076 Sure you won't think about it? 19 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,712 - This is for you. - My IQ is 167, I've got a good job, 20 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,756 I've always got it ready for you, 21 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,839 an orgasm like a blown volcano! 22 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,158 - Look, we fuck. Nothing else. Got that? 23 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,357 - Got it. You get laid and I sleep alone. 24 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,871 Will you invite me, Mr. Groom? 25 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,633 - Your boss, the one you love, is also married! 26 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,919 - He's not! 27 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,953 And if I want, he'll never marry that blonde Slovak girl. 28 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:38,435 - And how will you do that? Turn her into an elephant? 29 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,915 - I might if I need to. 30 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:44,074 Your wife can wash them next! - Thanks. 31 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,230 - He came to me and we made love all night. 32 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,150 In the morning I woke up alone and I've never seen him since. 33 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,958 Then six months later I heard he was dead. 34 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,712 He had a malignant tumor in his rectum... 35 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,274 He didn't want me to be there when he was dying... 36 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:06,036 - Poor soul! He didn't want her to see him dying... 37 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,233 How romantic! 38 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,829 Who knows what a soldier, dying without a weapon, thinks... 39 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,113 What an idiot! : 40 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,195 Starring 41 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,796 Producer 42 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,476 Story By 43 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,913 Screenplay 44 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,156 Script Editor 45 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,837 Edited By 46 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,837 Music 47 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,397 Art Director 48 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,638 Sound 49 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,996 Director Of Photography 50 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,433 Directed By 51 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,551 Adam! 52 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,435 - You have a hard on again. Don't you want it? 53 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,275 - No, I am lazy. 54 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,076 Anyway, I told you that today's the last time. 55 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,477 From now on I'll only fuck my wife. 56 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,276 - So no then? - No, wait... 57 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:38,070 OK. You can give me head... 58 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,920 - You're so naughty, teddy bear. 59 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,953 What are you doing? 60 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,838 That was him again. My boss. - Oh yes, important information! 61 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,237 Give me two invittations. I'll go with him. 62 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,996 - Could we talk about this later? - OK. 63 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:14,149 Ouch! Don't use your teeth! 64 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,794 - You're too sensitive. - Can't you do it 65 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,711 like any other woman with your lips and tongue? 66 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,598 - Did I tell you I found a cat? Yes, a thousand times. 67 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,917 Wait... - Where are you going? 68 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,879 - Here kitty, kitty, kitty... 69 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:33,074 - You can't just... in the middle, girl! Are you stupid or what? 70 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,512 - You should take a chill pill too! 71 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,758 I left her in the bathroom. 72 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,949 What should I call her? - This little cretin? 73 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,079 You can fuck off too! 74 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,392 You're a real bastard. 75 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,630 ...It's as dumb as you. You'll get along fine. 76 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,837 - Adam! The invitations! 77 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,108 - What good are they to you? - Last wish... 78 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,710 Maybe I'll get hitched before you, you rock star... 79 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,158 You are lucky. 80 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,550 The last two, baby. 81 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,553 Michal! Hey man, Michal? 82 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,433 - What's up with all this? 83 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,797 - Can't you see? We're auditioning a singer... 84 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,156 A singer? 85 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,471 - Well OK- a dancer. 86 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:05,633 - Do we need a dancer, man? No. 87 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,438 - So get rid of her!... 88 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,999 - Wait! 89 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,869 Who is she? - Don't know. One of your fans. 90 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,269 - Oh? Send her up then... 91 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,469 He's well known. 92 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,352 - Why are you telling me Sabrina? You are with Zikmund every day. 93 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:26,157 - I'm just an assistant, the boss will take you more seriously. 94 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,595 And he might also think that I'm involved with him 95 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,238 if I push him like that. 96 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,635 - And you aren't? - Of course I am. 97 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,752 - I'm sorry. You're really something! 98 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,353 - Sabrina! - Yes? 99 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,800 - When you take that medication 100 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,199 regularly you should have a check up 101 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,599 from time to time 102 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,557 - I know. I'm really sorry. 103 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,360 I promise I'll come. 104 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:58,119 Thanks so much. But you won't help me with my boss? 105 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:03,155 - Yes, I will. We eat at the Green Dragon every Saturday. 106 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,432 - You're a fantastic woman, Viola! 107 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,431 I really don't know what I'd do without you. 108 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,357 He's half Czech and half Italian. 109 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,030 He's crazy, but you'd never be bored with him. 110 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,320 - I'm not bored. - I know... 111 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,192 - My Zikmund is wonderful. 112 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:21,075 - I believe he is. Thank you very much. 113 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,717 - Goodbye! - Goodbye. 114 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,598 - I'm sorry, I forgot. 115 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,233 - Thanks. 116 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,239 You don't know shit, girl. 117 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:41,109 No cock belongs to you even if you think he's wonderful. 118 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,110 Have you ever really been in love? 119 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,352 - Of course. It was really something. 120 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,119 - And how long were you together? 121 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,959 - About a year. Here. 122 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,272 Once we were doing it all night. 123 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,551 She was wild. 124 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,711 I thought she wanted to have a baby with me. 125 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,752 But at the dawn she got up and left. 126 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,473 - Was there any reason? 127 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,393 - No. But a week later she texted me. 128 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,756 Said she loved me madly, but she had to leave me. 129 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,312 She had a rectal tumour and didn't want me 130 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,913 to be there when she was dying. 131 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,116 - She was so selfish. 132 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,111 She shouldn't have written so you wouldn't know. 133 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,038 - She didn't want me to suffer... 134 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,352 We can't grasp the thought 135 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,556 processes of one who's dying. 136 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,833 It's a totally different state of mind. 137 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,239 Damn! 138 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,073 Just when... Wait! 139 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,273 Come on, Jarousek! I'm in a rush! 140 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,839 - That's our soundman. 141 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,275 Catch! 142 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,079 - Thanks, soundman! 143 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,310 Go!... - Bye! 144 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,879 - Bye! 145 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,598 Did you like it at all? 146 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,478 - Yeah. 147 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,956 Do you know what today is? 148 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,990 No idea. - Our anniversary... 149 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,670 Here's your anniversary present. 150 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,796 Should I open it now or wait until after my shower? 151 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,513 - Whatever you want. 152 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,079 - Okay then. 153 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,437 What could it be? 154 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,954 A surprise. But no! 155 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,035 Oh, I'm so happy! 156 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:06,350 How did you know I wanted this one?... Oh, pictures! 157 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,397 - We're soul mates. - Jesus. Really? 158 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,755 Oh, what a pity. Thanks! 159 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,472 I've never done it with anybody before. 160 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,755 - I know. 161 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,671 - And now I'm gonna be stoned. 162 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,311 - We will both be. 163 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,199 If you're high, it's - it's like, empathetic... 164 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,196 Do you like me at least a bit? 165 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,473 - Course I do. 166 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,389 Look, I can't even do it if I'm not in love. 167 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,478 - And how will you make love to me? 168 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,589 - The usual way. - What's "the usual way"? 169 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,830 - First the foreplay and then coitus. 170 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:40,393 Oh God... Don't say,, coitus". 171 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,196 Describe it for me. 172 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,273 Look, first you get undressed. 173 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,559 - You won't undress me? 174 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,354 I don't know 175 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,478 where all your buttons and clips and all that are. 176 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,192 I won't find them, I'll get depressed 177 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,470 and I won't get it up. 178 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,756 And then I'll turn you around, 179 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,119 I pull you closer so you feel... 180 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,231 ...my erection on your crotch. 181 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,312 - Don't say,, crotch". 182 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,956 Why not? - Don't know. It's weird! 183 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,150 Which anniversary this time? First date, first kiss, or what? 184 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,951 You really don't know? That's pretty sad, sweetheart... 185 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,348 - Jesus Christ! I can't take this any more! 186 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,874 Can't you just tell me what event it is? 187 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,154 - Today is exactly 13 weeks since our wedding. 188 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,839 - In a week it'll be 14! 189 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,349 Are you gonna bug me about it for the rest of my life? Get out of here. 190 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,317 - But it's good that we keep remembering it! 191 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,478 Dear God, what are you punishing me for? 192 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,837 - And what is our little honeybunch doing here? 193 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:08,916 - Our little honeybunch is taking a shit here! Close the door and get out! 194 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,318 God! At least one room 195 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,958 where I can get away from you! 196 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:19,230 You'll like it! - And then what? 197 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,677 Then I'll caress your back and fanny... 198 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,398 - But this is my stomach! 199 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,031 - Then I'll lower myself down 200 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,355 and gently bite your nipples... 201 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,112 - Maybe harder... 202 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,078 - Then I'll lick your navel... 203 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,913 - Careful! It's pierced! 204 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,597 I thought you'd love me like this for a year, maybe two 205 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,633 and then it'd be nothing special. 206 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,199 - But you keep worshipping me! - But you are my goddess! 207 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:57,276 - Jesus Christ! You should see a shrink! 208 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,238 You're totally hooked on me! I can't take it. 209 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,793 I need to live a normal life, sort out normal things, 210 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,235 and not obsess about what anniversary it is! 211 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,595 Give it to me! - But you don't have to obsess. 212 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,119 I'll do it for both of us. 213 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:16,035 - What are you talking about? You get offended when I don't know! 214 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,750 Why don't you go out with your buddies sometime? 215 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,230 For a beer, to a pub, watch a football game... 216 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,513 Or even a whore hose! 217 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,439 To a whore house, honeybunch? 218 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:32,270 At least you'd learn something! Even sex with you sucks! 219 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,872 So you didn't like it... 220 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,597 What am I doing wrong? 221 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,354 You're too nice to me. 222 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,874 - But that's why you married me. I love you. 223 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,509 - Couldn't you love me a bit less then? 224 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:59,678 Why don't you talk dirty to me? 225 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,114 - You wouldn't like that, sweetheart... 226 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,995 - How do you know what I like? Have you ever asked? 227 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,592 Why don't you ever shout at me, ,, You bitch"? 228 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,834 Well, I'll try if you want. 229 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,748 Could you at least get the damn phone? 230 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,716 - Sabrina. - Hi. 231 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,548 Hi, angel face, you're doing that launch on Wednesday, right? 232 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,472 - Sure. - Yes? 233 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,077 I'm doing the sound. Wait... Where are you going? 234 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,313 Look at me! Where do you think I'm going? 235 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,471 I might have a job for you. 236 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,152 Could you stop by today? 237 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,434 Today I'm ready to go to a whore house... 238 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,079 Bye. 239 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,471 Hello? Jarousek! 240 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,839 Shit! 241 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,713 And then what? 242 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,509 - I'll put my head in your lap and I'll caress you all over your body. 243 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:40,236 Then when I feel you opening to me, I'll lay you down... 244 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,475 - How long will you caress me all over? 245 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,670 - A long time... 246 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,152 You beast! 247 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,353 Oh shit, the cops! 248 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,638 Get down fuckers! 249 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,469 - Kiss my crotch! 250 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,754 - Kiss my erection!... 251 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,553 Run! 252 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,437 - I'm totally high on you! 253 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,988 - Me too! Get on! 254 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,996 - Go, go! - Come on! 255 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,837 And when you are lying down, I'll slide into you. 256 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,796 Nice and gently, so I feel the pressure of your hymen... 257 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,195 - Don't say,, pressure"... And will you keep kissing me? 258 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,432 - Of course I will. - How passionately? 259 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,954 - Very... the most. Like that... 260 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,591 - Who? - Brad Pitt. 261 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,635 - OK... Keep going! 262 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,474 - That's everything. Then I'll just fuck you. 263 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,516 - Don't say,, fuck..."! 264 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,113 - Hold on! 265 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,756 - And you won't, you know, inside me? 266 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,836 - No. Don't worry. I'm careful. 267 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,913 Hey, but what's your name? - Kristyna. 268 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,839 - Open it! 269 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,515 - I can't! - The guitar! Hurry!... 270 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,720 Go home, Kristyna! 271 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,316 - See you, Adam!... 272 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,110 You're hot today, Angelina! 273 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,077 We'll never get it done at this rate. 274 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,393 Thanks!... 275 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,397 You Italian! Who taught you? 276 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,879 - You know, old school!... 277 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,597 That'll be Asako! She's definitely writing 278 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,716 that she's desparate and asking why I'm not at home. 279 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:27,469 She wants me to drink tea with her and sit on my ass at home. 280 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,312 - Why not write and say you're taking my picture? 281 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,799 - Because she'd think I was fucking you! 282 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,554 She is dependent on me and hates my work. 283 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:43,031 Thanks. That's tough luck, hippie! 284 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,318 - Not really. We have our agreement. 285 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,833 I don't worry about what she does and where she is. 286 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,357 - Because you know she's home waiting for you. 287 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,716 If only my old man wasn't always home... 288 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,712 - But she doesn't know anybody here... 289 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,474 OK. Trumpet to the right and spread your legs! 290 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,756 Bravo... Bravo... Bravo. 291 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,919 - Like this? 292 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,952 During sexual excitement the amount of blood flowing to these areas 293 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:41,955 rises significantly and at the same time its outflow is prevented. 294 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,358 As the penis grows erect, the foreskin is pulled back, 295 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,712 so the head can be stimulated leading to orgasm... 296 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,275 Post coitum. 297 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:07,232 After ejaculation, excitement drops and the penis returns 298 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,153 to its flaccid state. 299 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,711 - Women like rougher men, don't they? 300 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,838 - Don't worry about it. 301 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,956 The main thing is that you like it, darling. 302 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,039 - It's ironic. 303 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,716 I'm gentle so I must go to a whore house. 304 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,512 - You can buy anything here. 305 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,399 - Even love? 306 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,711 - You get the illusion of love for a limited time and price. 307 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,671 - Is that a Chinese symbol? 308 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,638 - No, it's the symbol of medicine. 309 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,879 - Is your man a doctor? 310 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,918 - No, I'm going to be a doctor. I'm only here part-time. 311 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,473 Anyway, I've an exam tomorrow. 312 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,718 - I feel so good with you! 313 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,755 - That's why I'm here. - May I? 314 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,513 - Yes. You still have 10 minutes left. Make the most of it. 315 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,471 I've fallen in love with you... - That's not why I'm here. 316 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,956 Just what I expected. 317 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,668 Look what she's written! 318 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,875 - What? - She's afraid of gremlins. 319 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,836 - Of what? 320 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,593 - Gremlins. She sometimes sees gremlins under the bed. 321 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,235 - Yeah. I see your geisha knows what she's doing. 322 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,950 - With gremlins? - No, with you! 323 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,914 Now you've got to be thinking about her 324 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,718 and whether you should go home! 325 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:24,311 - It's just one of her games. If I go now, she'll pretend to be asleep. 326 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,871 And I'll sit there like a dolt. 327 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,191 - That's what she wants. That's what my old man does too. 328 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,839 So come on then! 329 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,431 When we married, she loved my freedom and my job. 330 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,714 It's all fucked up again... She's not answering... 331 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,353 What did you write to her? 332 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,871 - Good news. That I'll come as soon as I'm finished here. 333 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,155 - I know that one. You can't win... 334 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,353 Hello! 335 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,960 Kleo! You are still here? I love you! 336 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,869 - Come with me. We'll run away together. 337 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,753 We'll be happy together. 338 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,310 - Away from people, from the rest of the world! 339 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,799 I still believe in true love! 340 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,753 - Stop bugging me! Go home! 341 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,839 Listen! 342 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,196 Love is 343 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,952 what we need to live! 344 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,234 - Get rid of him! - I want to marry you! 345 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,709 - Closing time, wacko! - But I haven't finished. 346 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,031 I love her! I'm going to marry her... 347 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,350 - Sure, and I'll be your bridesmaid. 348 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,113 So many loving couples everywhere. 349 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,156 But is there really so much love? 350 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,033 Schopenhauer may be right when he says love is just an illusion. 351 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,916 Just nature preserving the line. 352 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,713 - Get going now. Shall I call you a cab? 353 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:56,830 - No, I came by car. - Bye! 354 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,360 Christ! I'll never get you finished! 355 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,876 This can't be true! Listen: I'm sorry, love. 356 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,996 I'm so looking forward to seeing you. I'll wait up for you. 357 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,799 Hey! Can you let me down now? 358 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,115 - Just get ready, Asako! 359 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,714 This is my first ever victory! 360 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,071 - What are you doing? - Just one more thing and I can 361 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,993 taste the fruits of victory... 362 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,755 - What are you doing? Where are you going? 363 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,673 Let me down! 364 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,159 - Don't forget to close the door! 365 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,471 - Fuck you! Don't leave! Come back! 366 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,991 Jesus Christ! You... You Italian bastard! 367 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,557 Hear me? Come back! Jesus Christ! What a day! 368 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,994 Lousy hippie! Let me down! 369 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,352 Whoa! Man... 370 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,590 - Jesus... What are you doing? 371 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,955 What are you looking at, twit? 372 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,199 - My name is Kristyna... 373 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,712 - Next time no Walkman! 374 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,072 - Twit. - Kristyna, man!... 375 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,553 Bye! 376 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,393 Fuck! Wax! 377 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,158 Stupid candle! I was almost there. 378 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,233 You work me hard! I'll be worn out by the time I get home... 379 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,591 - Do we always have to look at your wife while doing it? 380 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,032 - It's a moral thing. 381 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,713 When they are here with me, I know what's really important. 382 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:24,192 - And what is important? - La familia, amica... 383 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,710 Yeah, the family, of course. 384 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,756 Hey, let's go, or we'll miss it! 385 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,034 This meeting is important for me too... 386 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,313 - I stink like an old whore. What did you spray on yourself? 387 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,793 - Armani from you, love. Don't you like it? 388 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,913 - Well yes, but you don't have to bathe in it! 389 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,835 A good cover sells. It's especially true with classical music. 390 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,992 And good photos make good covers. But good photographers are few. 391 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,389 It needs more romance, something sweeter. 392 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,558 And violins! I hear a saxophone. 393 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,198 - That will not be a problem. 394 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,276 I have beautiful models. 395 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,150 So here's to excellent photographs! I'll take you! 396 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,711 - To cooperation and beautiful women! 397 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,031 - I'm glad that Sabrina introduced us. 398 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,192 - Do you know the band The Grate? 399 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,513 - Are they on our label? 400 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,711 - No. - Then they suck! 401 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,598 I've already heard them... - And did you like them? 402 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,919 - Not bad. 403 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,718 - Good that you don't work for us. 404 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,914 - I've got tickets to the launch party of their new album. 405 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,914 Would you like to go together with Viola? 406 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,360 - Look! - I don't have the time. 407 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,393 So maybe the two of us could go together? 408 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,712 Could I, darling? 409 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,510 - Why do you ask me, Viola? If you want to go, go! 410 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,278 Am I your boss or something? 411 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,676 When is it? - Wednesday. 412 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,755 - So enjoy yourselves, girls!... The Grate... 413 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,436 Enjoy it... 414 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,752 Jesus! Wednesday! I completely forgot! 415 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,308 Wednesday is my mom's birthday! 416 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,438 That's too bad... Well, you could take her, what do you say? 417 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,432 You're a real bitch! 418 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,158 So, on Wednesday. But don't screw her, you beast... 419 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,032 A very interesting idea... 420 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,117 - Get back to Asako before the gremlins get her, okay?... 421 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,798 Drop me off at my place? - Nope. 422 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,957 The dice are thrown. Get it moving, Italian! 423 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,836 Thank you. 424 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,553 I baptize you 425 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:38,231 in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 426 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,755 - Unlike this, Woodstock rocked! 427 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,273 - You were there? 428 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,955 - Oh yeah... 429 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,959 - Young man! Young man! 430 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,312 Could you turn down the sound? 431 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,839 - What? - Turn it down! 432 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:16,118 The church is not structurally sound! 433 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,995 - Yeah... - So the belfry doesn't fall! 434 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:24,119 Let's get out of here, so we can talk. 435 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,435 - You have great features! 436 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,313 - What did you say? 437 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,229 I can't hear you! I'm too high... 438 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,109 - High? 439 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,311 I don't know why I fell for you... 440 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,109 It's those blue eyes of mine... 441 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,636 I've never cheated on him before... 442 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,357 It's always been my curse. 443 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,274 I look at a woman and then I can't prove I don't want to fuck her. 444 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,959 You've got a child... 445 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,995 If Lennon hadn't been shot, he would have been his godfather... 446 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,476 My Asako is Yoko Ono's niece. 447 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,917 It's always the same with my man. 448 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,154 So why are you still with him? 449 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,468 - Who should I be with? 450 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,918 - Hey, I hate it when women put down their man. 451 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,716 When I think of Asako doing it too it kind of pisses me off... 452 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,355 So what's really wrong with him? What upsets you so much? 453 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,837 - Well during sex he doesn't give any sign that he's near orgasm... 454 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:45,316 I hold back and then he just comes unexpectedly... 455 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,397 Hey, amica, somebody's there, pointing something at us... 456 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,079 Get down! 457 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,593 What do you actually do? 458 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,869 - Why? - That someone wants to kill you! 459 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,188 - Why me? What if they want to kill you? 460 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,473 - Me? 461 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,992 But I'm a nurse, I've never hurt anybody. 462 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,158 - Shut up! 463 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,118 But then again... 464 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,633 - What,, then again"? 465 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,117 - I'm sure they were antibiotics. 466 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,113 - They're going for you... 467 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,869 It's pretty irresponsible to lure a married man into a car 468 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,032 when there's a psycho after you! 469 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,912 - Don't get hysterical! Think of something! 470 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,956 - And what should I think of? 471 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,277 - Can't you see I'm stressed out? 472 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,719 One stupid orgasm... Maybe my last! 473 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,754 It wasn't even worth that much! 474 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,348 - And you think I had a good time? 475 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,795 - Let's not discuss this now! 476 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,875 - We have to get out of here. 477 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,553 - Any ideas? 478 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:58,316 - Carefully open your door and get out. I'll follow. OK? 479 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,994 - But how do I open it 480 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,513 without him noticing? 481 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,070 - Get out! Slide... 482 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:18,429 You can go now! I can't, I have a family! 483 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:22,679 - I'm not going to get killed over a stupid orgasm. 484 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,916 Fuck! 485 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,879 Got it, Jarousek? - Yup. 486 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,473 - You look terrible. - Things aren't so good at home. 487 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,438 - She smothering you, huh? Thanks. 488 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,799 Not for free! - Come up to my office then. 489 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,390 - What's wrong with just wanting normal things? 490 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,949 Like a house, kids, a wife... 491 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,832 - And a dog... - Why not? 492 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,873 - Jarousek. You're too sensitive. 493 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,232 - She's not happy with me! 494 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,993 - Don't be a fool. I've known her for ten years. 495 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,911 She's never lasted as long with anyone else as with you. 496 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,793 So lesson one, alright? And then we're even... 497 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,911 Couldn't we start with a gentler word? 498 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,077 - No.,, You, bitch!"... 499 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,077 - You bitch. - Did you hear yourself? 500 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,438 - It's not how I was brought up. It's not me. 501 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,439 - It is you, Jarousek. You've got it in you. 502 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,033 - It's not my word. 503 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,350 - So adopt it! - But how? 504 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,632 - Let's start by whispering. You bitch. 505 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,113 You bitch... - Louder. 506 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,918 You bitch. 507 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,199 You bitch. - Louder! 508 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,990 - You bitch! You bitch! - Louder! 509 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,229 - You bitch! - Louder! 510 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:07,911 - You bitch! 511 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,275 - Shout! - You bitch!... 512 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,150 You like it? - Yes, I do... 513 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,629 - You bitch! - Come here. 514 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,115 Bitch! - Come to me... 515 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,033 - You bitch! You bitch! Are you my bitch? 516 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,953 - Yes, I'm your real bitch! - You're my bitch of bitches! 517 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:22,671 - Come here... 518 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,035 - I'm coming! You bitch! - Come to me, come! 519 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,115 - You bitch! - Come to me! 520 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,555 - Yeah, you don't deserve anything else, 521 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,513 you bitch! I'll give it to you, you bitch... 522 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,556 - Yes... Stick it in! 523 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,870 More, louder! I'm your bitch! 524 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,039 Do it to me! ...You cow! You cow! 525 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,760 You cow... - What do you think you're doing? 526 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,958 Are you crazy?... 527 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,912 Get off!... You! 528 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,713 - What happened? - Don't call me,, cow"! 529 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,232 Nobody calls me,, cow"! 530 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,836 - Bitch doesn't bother you but cow does? 531 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,033 - There's a big difference. Bitch is hot, cow is stupid! 532 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,356 - Oh... I apologize. Sorry... 533 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,959 - Pack up and get out! 534 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,119 Get out! 535 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,198 What's that you keep playing? 536 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,798 - The sixties... The sixties... 537 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,157 Before your time, kid. 538 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,872 It was a time that will never come back... 539 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,997 We were not only young, but absolutely free... 540 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,634 Flower children, love children... 541 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,240 Christ's years, Easy Rider, 542 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,069 Jimmy Hendrix, Joplin, Olympic, Lennon and me... 543 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,759 That was groovy!... 544 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,830 Where do you get the strength? - Good then? 545 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,953 - The best. 546 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,558 Like you were recharged. 547 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,393 Did you take some Viagra? 548 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,958 - You know I didn't. 549 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:29,038 I never knew sex could be so fantastic even after so many years! 550 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,913 Am I right baby? 551 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:35,119 That's not true, Viola. It's always the same. 552 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,718 I love you my little tiger. 553 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,396 - Don't pretend. 554 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,559 - Let's do it again! 555 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,393 - Not now. I've had a weird day today. What happened? 556 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,158 - Nothing special, Viola. 557 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,434 I got a video. Would you like to watch it? 558 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,709 - What's on it? - Sex. 559 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,671 - Porno? - Yup. 560 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,716 Not now. 561 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,956 After making love like that I don't want to watch 562 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,749 some strangers doing some loveless fucking... 563 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,830 - Maybe it's not totally loveless... - Not now, please. 564 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,352 - Let's have a look, and if you don't like it, I'll turn it off. 565 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,433 OK, darling? 566 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,153 Who did you get it from? 567 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,192 - I don't know. 568 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,559 Now's the best part. The guy comes... 569 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,273 So you liked it? 570 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,955 As you see, it's pretty good quality. 571 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:34,349 The facial expressions. Hardcore. 572 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,197 - I'm sorry. - What? 573 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,273 I couldn't hear. 574 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,759 - I'm sorry. 575 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,748 - When you speak to me... Viola, look me in the eyes! 576 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,797 - Forgive me, love. - Don't put the word,, love" 577 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,359 in your dirty mouth! 578 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,316 If I could only take it back... 579 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,551 - You can rewind it and watch it again! 580 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,516 - I'm so sorry! 581 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,150 - Me too, little girl. 582 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,150 I wouldn't want to cause you such pain. 583 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,877 My girl having it off with some shithead! In a car! 584 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,157 How many times have you done this? 585 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:25,437 - Only once! I swear! - Don't swear. Nobody cares! 586 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,318 - I know I made a mistake... 587 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,597 - What mistake? You just got laid, right?! 588 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,717 I was drunk... - Shut up! Drunk? 589 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,598 That's bullshit! Disgusting! 590 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,070 I tell myself it happens. Doesn't mean anything. 591 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,914 There's always been cheating. It's a normal human weakness 592 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,757 and I must be generous... But I can't. 593 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,957 - It hurts me so much! 594 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,271 - But it should hurt you, you whore! I'm innocent in this! 595 00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,915 Lt'll never be good again! 596 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,875 - I will try! I love you! 597 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,878 I can't imagine us apart. 598 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,190 Just because of a silly lapse! 599 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,154 - People murder because of such unimportant lapses! 600 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,956 It will never happen again! 601 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,193 - Give it to me. 602 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,753 Take off your clothes. 603 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,834 - Forgive me, please. - Take it off! 604 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,590 - Please, love! - Don't call me that, you slut! 605 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,719 Take it off! 606 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,957 I still see it. 607 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:03,159 How you were sitting on him, how you pulled out his dick... 608 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,674 ...how you kissed him... he touched your breasts, 609 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,239 sucked on them, pressed them... 610 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,231 ...how he held your ass. I still see it, 611 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,117 - how he stuck it in your pussy! 612 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,237 That's only for me! Or at least it was. 613 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,878 - Stop... 614 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,597 - Did you enjoy it with him? - No! 615 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,591 - Why are you lying again? - I'm not lying! 616 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,955 - You are lying! 617 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,672 I'm only yours. 618 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:33,595 - Oh yeah, until you get drunk again somewhere. 619 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,352 - Forgive me, please! 620 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,350 I'll do anything you want. 621 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,313 - Anything? 622 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,994 I swear, I swear. Anything. 623 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,318 - So get dressed. 624 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,276 - So enough for today, girl. 625 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,353 - Bacchus isn't your real name, is it? 626 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:25,355 - No, my artistic name. I'm a Daltonist you see. 627 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,749 - I see! A Daltonist. 628 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,918 - Do you know what Daltonism is? 629 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:33,118 - Um, an artistic school, a lifestyle thing. 630 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,915 - Daltonists can't distinguish between green and red... 631 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,349 - Can I stay here overnight? I'm tired. 632 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,476 - Of course. I won't leave you the keys. 633 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,995 But when you leave in the morning, make sure the door is locked. 634 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,713 Here are the films. 635 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,275 When they're developed, wait for a call and then go to the address 636 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,839 on the envelope. 637 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,550 So are you with somebody, Kristyna? 638 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,636 Any boyfriend? Well, I had a one... 639 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,876 - Did you sleep with him? 640 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:15,357 - I wanted to, but on the day I opted to 641 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,352 make love with him, he left. 642 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,712 - Was he nuts? Why? 643 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:29,710 - I didn't ask. He wrote later saying he loved me. 644 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:34,239 That he had to leave me because he had a rectal tumor 645 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,311 and didn't want me to watch him dying. 646 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,150 He loved me, understand? He loved me like crazy! 647 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,677 We can't understand the thoughts of a person who's dying! 648 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,152 It's a totally different state of mind. 649 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,191 Two people who belong to each other but can't be together. 650 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,719 Suddenly you realize it's the end, 651 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,155 and you'll never experience love again... 652 00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:01,392 - Who knows what's in store for us? Time is running out. 653 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,550 Perhaps we should enjoy it more. 654 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,959 Will you be gentle with me? 655 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,433 Of course I will... 656 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,436 It hurts! 657 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,551 - Damn! 658 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,749 - What are you doing? - I'm sliding as if I were skating! 659 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,028 These satin sheets suck! 660 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,510 - Don't say,, suck"! 661 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,238 - Well they suck hard! 662 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,274 - Don't say,, hard"! 663 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,358 Shall we try again? - Yes. 664 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,873 OK, let's go... 665 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,234 Come, amica, come... Come... 666 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,000 Please, Zikmund, don't destroy it. Remember how you love me. 667 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,911 I know it will be hard, but I will try. 668 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,678 We'll get over this and be happy for the rest of our lives... 669 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,670 We mustn't throw it away. It was a gift that we found each other. 670 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,354 It's strange, but I was really turned on. 671 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,711 Like I had to fight for you - a matter of life or death... 672 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,152 You know how many people are looking for love, but we have it. 673 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,715 We have to take care of it, look after it. 674 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,872 Believe me, love... Sorry. 675 00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:02,272 I won't say that if you don't like it. 676 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,639 I know you love me. 677 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:10,550 I'm totally exhausted... - Just relax, love... 678 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,596 - Don't call me that, you slut! 679 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,271 Married? 680 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,638 - No way!... 681 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,879 Doctor? 682 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,113 - I will be. 683 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,711 I'll give you three times the rate if 684 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,356 you'll go with me - 685 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,679 for a drink. 686 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,560 I thought I'd be with her all my life. 687 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,039 It's so weird! 688 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:12,669 When I think that she had someone else's meat inside her. 689 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,235 - It's only a body. It means nothing. 690 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,318 Do you know how many I've dissected? 691 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,432 Why would any widow 692 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,956 envy me for looking at her husband's insides? 693 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,313 You don't die of it. 694 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,870 Just clean it and everything's OK again. - She betrayed me! 695 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,560 - And you've never betrayed her? - That's different. 696 00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,194 - In what way? - I'm a man. 697 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,355 No emotions. Just sex. 698 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,237 - That's what you say! 699 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,151 - Miss! One Sex on the Beach! 700 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,878 - Yes, all the time. 701 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,831 - And you wouldn't want sex on the beach with me? 702 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,436 - You'd need to be twice the size! Here's a small beer. 703 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,913 - It would change your whole life too. 704 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,195 - I won't let anyone change mine. 705 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,556 And your man knows and tolerates what you do? 706 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,670 - He doesn't know. There are no signs on me. I don't do spanking... 707 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,759 - Spanking? 708 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,356 - Spank. I don't want any physical signs of my work on me. 709 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,113 - Would you do something for me? 710 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:25,629 I need you to take this video to one Japanese woman. Today. 711 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,360 - No problem. - A present, you see? 712 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,351 - There are things I even do for free. 713 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,639 Another whisky? 714 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:04,350 I'd like something stronger. Spanking. 715 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,150 Go back to that Slovak shithole you came from! 716 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,919 That's for the whore! 717 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,554 Damn! Who's coming here now? 718 00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,911 It's morning already? Oh, this is bad. I overslept... 719 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,278 Get dressed. What if it's Asako... 720 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,398 Yes, yes! I'm coming! 721 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,552 Good morning. - Morning! 722 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,556 - I've got a little delivery for you. 723 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,793 Could you sign this for me? 724 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,077 - ,, You can come for all your things when I am not at home, 725 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:36,112 meaning tomorrow between 12 and 4." 726 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,555 Is she crazy or what?... 727 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,237 I just don't understand Asako! - Who is Asako? 728 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,071 - My wife! She's packed my bags! 729 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,192 Marriage means nothing to her! - You're married? 730 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:56,229 - Of course I'm married! La famiglia is everything to me! 731 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,598 - So why do you fuck a virgin here? 732 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,478 - Don't get hysterical. 733 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,117 That bitch Viola! She wants to ruin my marriage! 734 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,550 I'll kill her! Damn! I'll kill her! 735 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,393 - What a world! Nothing works! 736 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,755 - It's you who doesn't work! 737 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,950 You're such a bastard! 738 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,759 Asako? 739 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,992 Don't be hysterical! I can explain everything. 740 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,559 I fell asleep here and overslept. 741 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,437 - You fucking married man! - You think I was fucking someone here? 742 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:41,149 But I was here by myself. And I love you, Asako! 743 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,989 Don't speak to me in Japanese! You know I don't understand it! 744 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,640 Please! Think about our family! - Shithead! 745 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:52,913 Could you sign here please? 746 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,590 - Shithead! 747 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,394 And you calm down too, amica! 748 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,710 - Don't say,, amica"! 749 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,756 Could you sign here, please? 750 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:20,476 What are you doing here? Why aren't you at the hospital, Viola? 751 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,715 - You have a visitor? - Of course I have a visitor. 752 00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,153 - I see. 753 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,598 - What? Got a problem with that?... 754 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:38,476 - Will you have a drink? Why don't you go and watch a video?... 755 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,149 You're a real dickhead!... 756 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,158 Fuck him! 757 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,712 What a ride... 758 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,998 Oh man... Good? 759 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,991 Great!... 760 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,796 I'm glad. 761 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,872 Do you do this often? 762 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,996 - What? Pick up a guy 763 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,071 at the bar and do it with him in the toilets. 764 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,517 I don't want to discuss it... 765 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,038 I'm interested. 766 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,833 Not me. 767 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:11,909 You regret it? 768 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,638 - Like I said, it was perfect. 769 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,437 - So don't be so scared about it. 770 00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,270 - So how often? 771 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,116 - The first time. 772 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,952 You liked me so much? 773 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,832 - Have you seen the others? 774 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,759 - So you did. 775 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,832 We could do it again sometime. - Why? 776 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,512 - Because it was good. 777 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:52,839 - Exactly. 778 00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,352 No repeat performance. 779 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,672 - You've got someone, haven't you? 780 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,437 - Yes, I do. - Of course. 781 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:06,599 - And you? 782 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,594 Yeah, me too. I'm pretty much in love. 783 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,230 Yes, love? - Did you do it? 784 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,837 - Yes, just like you wanted. From behind. 785 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,719 - And how was it? 786 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:36,117 - Not like with you. - Don't lie, bitch. How was it? 787 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,399 - Good. 788 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,033 - Did you come? 789 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,599 - No... But I faked it. 790 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,639 - How was his dick? 791 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,993 - Good. Really good. - Did you go down on him? 792 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,192 - There wasn't time. - You were too lazy! 793 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,597 And he's still there? - Yeah. 794 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,599 - Put him on! 795 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,756 - Yes... - Hello! 796 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,198 - So? Have you fucked Viola? 797 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,955 - And who are you? - Her man. 798 01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,273 Did you fuck her? 799 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,673 - Well, a little, yeah... - A little? 800 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,318 I'm not asking whether you fucked her a little! 801 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,231 I'm asking how many times and how long! 802 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,430 - Well yeah, I fucked her. Hard! Enough? 803 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,358 - How long's your dick? 804 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,837 - Hey, fuck you, pervert! 805 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,036 - You're the pervert! You fuck my girl in the toilet, 806 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,395 so I've the right to know how long your dick is! 807 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,156 - Long. Very long. 808 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,719 - She must have enjoyed it. 809 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,950 - That's how it looked. - Good morning, Sir! 810 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,074 - I hear she didn't even suck you... 811 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,037 - No, I just stuck it in fast. 812 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,713 - Real hard, yeah? - Yeah. Real hard. 813 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,552 - That's how my bitch likes it. 814 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,196 - I guess so. - Put her on! 815 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,950 - Yes, darling... - I want you both to do it 816 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,395 again... but don't hang up. 817 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,358 I want to hear, understand? - Okay. 818 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,638 - And this time really suck him off... 819 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,438 - OK love. If you want. 820 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,753 - Not how I want, how you want Viola! Get it? 821 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,468 - Okay... 822 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,153 He wants me to suck you off... 823 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,358 - No way. - Please... 824 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,558 I'll catch hell at home... - But I can't now, and not like that! 825 01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,198 I won't get it up! 826 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,955 - Please... - So what's happening? 827 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,158 We're getting ready, love... 828 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,196 Shit! 829 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,433 Move it! This phone bill's gonna be sky high! 830 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,953 - We're getting started. 831 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,920 I've just unzipped his pants, now I'm pulling it out... 832 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:51,072 - Is he hard? - It's huge! 833 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,155 - Put it in your mouth! 834 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,828 - Yes, I'm putting it in... 835 01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,876 Quick! I want to hear it. 836 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:11,079 Wow, yeah... 837 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,713 Oh yeah! Lick me good, all the way! Yeah! 838 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,717 Come on! Lick me! Yeah... 839 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,677 - What a whore! 840 01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,990 - You don't deserve anything other than getting fucked by all the men 841 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,957 in the world! 842 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:35,157 So say it, how you're doing him! - She can't. Her mouth's full, idiot! 843 01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,715 - So you describe it! Or no, 844 01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:42,988 just continue. 845 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,833 Fuck! 846 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,232 What are you doing here? 847 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,193 Don't cry. 848 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:12,273 Come on. Let's have a drink... 849 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,879 Sit down, rock star. 850 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,679 Give her a shot. 851 01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:44,193 You going back to him? 852 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:50,313 No. You were right. He's a dickhead! 853 01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,268 I'd like a steady relationship, you know? 854 01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:00,316 Like maybe even a few months... 855 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,032 - But I don't want to force you. - Like real love? 856 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:10,116 - Not that. I'm not that naive. 857 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,436 - Why naive? Love is pretty important. 858 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,519 - I guess so. 859 01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,594 Maybe I could move in with you... 860 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:28,355 - Wait, wait, wait, slow down baby. 861 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,591 - We could just see each other again then... 862 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:38,190 - Of course. Why not? 863 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,396 But don't get attached to me, baby. 864 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,198 - Don't worry. I won't... 865 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,032 I love you, Zikmund. 866 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,479 What are you doing here? 867 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,156 - What are you doing here, little one? 868 01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,794 - I live here. - Really? 869 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,230 - Well, I slept here. - I see! 870 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,516 Listen. I don't want to hurt you. 871 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,795 - I understand that he enjoys sleeping 872 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,871 with a young lady like you, 873 01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:44,033 but you surely know that a person can't have everything. 874 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,597 We are having a baby. - What? 875 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:50,153 - I know you're no selfish bitch 876 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,753 and you wouldn't want to deprive a child of its father, right? 877 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,273 Right? 878 01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,038 Zikmund is married? 879 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,719 Why didn't you tell me? - What? 880 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,431 - You are such an asshole! 881 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,992 - Have you gone crazy? - Get out of here, you shit! 882 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:23,678 - But I live here, baby. 883 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:31,269 - Fucking married bastard! - Fuck!! 884 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:37,833 What are you doing here? 885 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,395 - I came to pick you up, Sir. 886 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:42,038 - And I made breakfast to make you strong 887 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:44,315 for the tough work ahead. Good grief! What happened to you? 888 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:54,515 I live with a nurse but my secretary tends my wounds. 889 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,872 Careful! - Sorry... 890 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,750 - So why did you break up? 891 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:03,712 You were such a great couple... 892 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:08,833 First she sucked me dry, ruined me and then she left me! 893 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,118 - She couldn't appreciate what she had. 894 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:15,036 - Imagine! She just picked up a stranger in a bar 895 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,955 and did him in the toilets... Whore! 896 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,270 - It's disgusting! 897 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:24,996 - Fucking married bastard! 898 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,754 Married fucking bastards! 899 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,156 Fucking married bastards! 900 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,831 Hey! Miss Kristyna! - Hi! 901 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,473 - What's wrong? 902 01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:07,639 - Nothing. 903 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,190 - Don't be sad. Need a ride? 904 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,273 - How did you recognize me? 905 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,833 - By your hat. 906 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,037 - Oh yeah! Alright then. 907 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,313 Where to, Miss? To paradise. 908 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:55,399 - It was the most beautiful lovemaking I've ever had. 909 01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:59,757 - I've never experienced anything like it either. 910 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:09,155 Do you believe in love at first sight? 911 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:13,515 - Definitely. I do now, Kristyna. 912 01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,038 - I'm so deeply in love! 913 01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,070 You're my knight in shining armor... 914 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:25,676 - We'll be together forever, Kristyna... 915 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:31,309 The biological clock that counts down my time as a free man... 916 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,120 - More like counting down the number of girls in your bed! 917 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,758 How many have you had? 918 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,669 - Don't be stupid! That's all in the past. 919 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:40,916 I'm getting married... 920 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,039 ...And from now on I'm only going to have marital sex. 921 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,239 - Sure you will. So what am I doing here then? 922 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:52,029 - Yeah. What are you doing here? 923 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,790 You're a friend, right? 924 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,911 - Simsala-bim! 925 01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,513 There's nothing between us now and never will be. 926 01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:13,389 No feelings and no future... 927 01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,680 Most importantly, I don't need to lie to you. 928 01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:24,159 - That's true. My head hurts from all that lying. 929 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,478 That'll be a hit, man! 930 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,712 Hey, are you fucking anybody else apart from your husband? 931 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,993 - No. 932 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:53,873 And you? 933 01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,358 - Me neither... 934 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,275 - And you wouldn't lie unless you had to, right? 935 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,229 - I hate lies. 936 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:13,392 - Me too. 937 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:33,036 Good, excelent, bravo! 938 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,597 Good, good, OK. 939 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,435 A kiss... 940 01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:51,872 Good, good... Okay. 941 01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,109 - So Asako kicked you out? 942 01:13:55,440 --> 01:14:00,355 - She needed to own somebody. But freedom is my oxygen. 943 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:04,551 She'll be better off without me... 944 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,233 - Did you sleep with her? 945 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,357 - Not much, amica. 946 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:15,679 We had a kind of agreement that we could fuck whoever we wanted. 947 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:20,351 But no catching anything, getting pregnant or falling in love. 948 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,750 And she had to - like me - 949 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,678 place the family above everything else. 950 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:57,910 Every thought I think, every move I make belongs to you. 951 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:03,799 Where have you been for so long? - I was looking for you. 952 01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:08,550 - You're the only thing I've been striving for all my life. 953 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:11,758 - You'll keep me? You won't die on me, will you? 954 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,914 - Of course I won't. You won't die on me? 955 01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:16,799 - Me neither. 956 01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,231 Jarousek, my love. 957 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,156 Help me... 958 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:37,595 What are you doing, Kleo?... What's this supposed to be? 959 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:40,035 What have you put in the water? - Call an ambulance! 960 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,471 - Is it your period? - I'm pregnant! 961 01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:44,118 Call an ambulance! 962 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:47,069 - Are you giving birth in here? 963 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:50,557 - Blood, you idiot! Help me for God's sake! 964 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:54,948 - Okay. Wait. I understand. Damn! What's the number... 965 01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,440 - What are you doing? - I'm calling Asako. 966 01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:03,079 - You idiot! Call an ambulance! 967 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:08,230 - I... I've forgotten the number. If it's 150 or 158. 968 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:11,876 The fire department? Sorry, I'm calling... 969 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,518 - Jesus! Give me the phone! 970 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:17,275 - Hercigova St. 10... 971 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,074 - Hello! Hercigova St. 10! 972 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,518 Yes, yes, yes, the large studio... - My studio. 973 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:24,750 - Jesus! Don't just gawk. Help me out! 974 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,229 - Okay, good... 975 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,233 - I'm in the first trimester of pregnancy. 976 01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:31,675 And I think I'm having a miscarriage! 977 01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:37,517 Don't be afraid, doc. It'll be all right. There are worse things in life. 978 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,870 I've never told anybody this... 979 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:51,714 I had a girl. A beaded headband, flowers in her hair... 980 01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,313 A redhead like you... 981 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:59,075 We were really in love... the most beautiful lovemaking. 982 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:03,751 Then one day she tells me it's over. 983 01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,232 A month later she wrote to me that 984 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:12,199 she loved me but we had to break up. 985 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,154 She had a rectal tumor 986 01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:20,756 and didn't want me to see her dying. 987 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:26,676 You can never understand a person 988 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,198 who's dying! 989 01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:34,357 It's a totally different state of mind and soul. 990 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:38,159 You have to close everything and come to terms with it! 991 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:41,471 Because everything you lived for suddenly loses its importance! 992 01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:46,636 Blue eyes, marijuana, love and freedom... 993 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,952 It's all worth shit! 994 01:17:57,280 --> 01:18:00,955 A week ago I filmed two people doing it in a car. 995 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:07,590 I gave the video to a friend. 996 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:14,950 I shouldn't have done it. I'm an idiot. 997 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:21,229 - It's all as it should be, love. Maybe we wouldn't have met otherwise. 998 01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:25,593 - You must never lie to me. - Nor you to me. 999 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,159 - Never again! 1000 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:35,994 - No, Jarousek! Don't leave me here. - I'll be right back. 1001 01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:39,118 I just have to sort something out, so I never have to lie to you again. 1002 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,997 - What's that important when we're together? 1003 01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:43,513 - I'm just going to call my wife. 1004 01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:47,756 - Who? - My wife. 1005 01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,717 But don't worry, my love. I'll sort it right out 1006 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,552 and nothing will ever part us again... 1007 01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:54,039 - You're married? 1008 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:57,078 - Yes, she's just finished her night shift. This'll be a surprise! 1009 01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:01,759 - Fuck! 1010 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:06,157 Fuck! 1011 01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:12,712 Married bastard! 1012 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,839 Damn it... 1013 01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:34,473 What are you doing here? 1014 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,917 - Good morning, Adam. 1015 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:40,553 ...Yuck... 1016 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,355 You didn't back up yesterday's session? 1017 01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,995 - My hard drive may be screwed... 1018 01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:57,235 Hello! Oh hi, what do you want? 1019 01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:59,231 - I want to tell you I'm not coming home. 1020 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:01,633 - And that's why you're calling? 1021 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,552 Well, don't make a mess when you get back. 1022 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:05,949 I've just finished my night shift. - I'm never coming home again. 1023 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,110 - What' do you mean? Are you drunk? 1024 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:09,394 - No... 1025 01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:12,517 Well, actually I am drunk, but with love, you know. 1026 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,113 - Look, darling, 1027 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,792 tell me when you get home, alright? 1028 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,952 - I'm in love, but not with you... 1029 01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,677 Hello! Are you there? 1030 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:32,549 Hello! Are you there? - Yes. I' am. 1031 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,836 - I want a divorce. 1032 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:37,310 - Can't we talk about this some other time? 1033 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,914 - No. You've never loved me anyway! 1034 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:43,829 - Do you think it's possible? You even discuss divorce over the phone... 1035 01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:48,548 - It's not my fault if I'm nice and you need a brute. 1036 01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:51,428 - Don't cheek me! What about our anniversary? 1037 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,070 - It's our wedding anniversary today, isn't it? 1038 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,074 - Fuck the anniversary! - You're coming, aren't you? 1039 01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,750 - No. I'm never coming back. 1040 01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:04,032 And I'll have a princess and we'll be happy together 1041 01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:06,873 forever! And we'll have children! 1042 01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:11,432 - You shit! 1043 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:15,794 You knew from the start that I can't have children! 1044 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,713 - Drop dead! 1045 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,678 - I'll never die! You drop dead. 1046 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:28,876 ...The guitar case... Give me the guitar! 1047 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,392 - What's wrong? - Glyco... glycogen... 1048 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:40,033 What are you doing, princess? Lt'll all go up in flames!... 1049 01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:42,117 - Let it burn! 1050 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,512 - Wait, Kristyna! 1051 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,551 Jesus... - Kristyna! 1052 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,912 Kristyna! 1053 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,593 Where are you? 1054 01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:09,235 Kristyna? Wait... 1055 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:13,473 Do you hear me, Adam? It's broken! 1056 01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:18,037 - Fuck! Bring me sugar! 1057 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,519 Kristyna! 1058 01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:25,839 Have you seen a girl? - Yes. 1059 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,479 And where? - There, there...! 1060 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,314 Cubes or granulated? - It doesn't matter!!! 1061 01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,232 Wait, wait! My love! - Leave me alone! 1062 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:39,072 What's happened to you, Kristyna? 1063 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,956 Wait, Kristyna! 1064 01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,199 Kristyna! 1065 01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,513 Help! Kristyna! But you love me! 1066 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,318 You sod! 1067 01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:23,636 Damn! 1068 01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:26,916 Fuck... 1069 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,918 That was a close call. 1070 01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:37,635 I better get married or I'm done for. 1071 01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:45,593 Jarousek... 1072 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:54,359 You bastard! This is what you deserve! 1073 01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:15,589 Why don't they unplug him? He could be in this coma for 30 years. 1074 01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:18,232 What kind of life is that? 1075 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:22,838 Maybe he'll wake up... 1076 01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:27,234 Excuse me, where can I find nurse Viola? 1077 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,391 - That way... Then take a right... 1078 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,599 What are you doing here? 1079 01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:42,671 Bitch! Who let you in? - I'll kill you! Bitch! 1080 01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,714 Why did you have to choose me? Bitch! 1081 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,476 Why did you have this video made?! 1082 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:52,998 I'll kill you! Stop it! 1083 01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,991 You're crazy! You...! 1084 01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:57,429 Bitch! 1085 01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,194 - I'll kill you! Kill you! 1086 01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:03,676 Kill you! I'll kill you, you bitch! 1087 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:06,514 Putana! Fucking putana! 1088 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,033 - Help! Security! 1089 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,632 Come, quickly! Hold him... 1090 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,756 Get out of here! Leave her alone! 1091 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,673 What are you doing here? 1092 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,356 ...Call the police! Call the police! 1093 01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:22,393 You bastard! Tie him up! He's crazy! Don't let him go! 1094 01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:25,478 You old crazy hippie Italian! 1095 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,199 Jarousek... 1096 01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:05,351 Miss! What are you doing here? You're the one who brought him in? 1097 01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:08,873 - It was already like that... 1098 01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:14,749 - He's dead... Call the police, nurse! 1099 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,275 This time you won't get away! 1100 01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:37,554 Maybe one day I'll fall in love with you, Sir... 1101 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:40,236 - We've been working together for so long 1102 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,198 never dreaming of seeing each other outside the office. 1103 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,198 At least I have not. 1104 01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:50,713 - Me neither. 1105 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:33,193 You won't be cheating on me? 1106 01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:37,592 - No. I'm not the type. 1107 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,273 And you? 1108 01:27:40,360 --> 01:27:43,352 - If I'm satisfied I've no reason to look elsewhere... 1109 01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:49,672 Not even if you're drunk? 1110 01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:54,473 - That's no excuse. People only do what they want. 1111 01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,910 Even if they are drunk, it is still them. 1112 01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:00,838 - Have you ever really been in love? - No. 1113 01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:05,351 I always knew it would end and I'd be alone again. 1114 01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,154 They always just helped me chase away depressions at night. 1115 01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:10,670 - And do you have any chasers at the moment? 1116 01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,192 - It won't be a problem to get rid of them. 1117 01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:16,948 - You don't need to... 1118 01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:20,510 - What do you mean? You would like me to have a lover? 1119 01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:24,036 - Do what you feel like. I don't care. 1120 01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:37,793 My deepest condolences. 1121 01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:42,474 - How can you not care? You want lovers too? 1122 01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:46,599 - No. I just want you the way you are. 1123 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:50,879 Even with a lover. - Sorry, but that's not normal! 1124 01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:54,869 If you want to be with somebody, you want them to be yours alone... 1125 01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:00,634 - But you are not my property. - But I want to be your property! 1126 01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:05,948 Yes, friends! 1127 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:11,913 Just like love, life too has its climaxes. 1128 01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:17,037 Death is really the post coitum of life, its climax, 1129 01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:19,718 whose meaning resides 1130 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,389 in heaven's justice and secrecy... 1131 01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:26,717 Rest in peace, Jarousek! 1132 01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:31,193 You came from the earth and to the womb of the earth you return... 1133 01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:36,319 Careful - downwind... 1134 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,150 All of you who loved him, 1135 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:51,434 now say goodbye to him in the name of God! 1136 01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:58,908 I'm sorry for calling you a whore that time! 1137 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,394 The real whore was the one they are throwing to the wind now... 1138 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,397 But I've forgiven him. 1139 01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:18,879 Thanks. - Now you. 1140 01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:22,199 ...Here you are... 1141 01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:25,838 - So it wouldn't bother you if I fucked some total stranger here 1142 01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:27,990 and you watched me! - It wouldn't. 1143 01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:32,397 - It would excite you? - Extremely. 1144 01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:38,597 - Dear God! - I'd really like you to... 1145 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:43,115 - And will you love me? - I will love you... 1146 01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:45,953 - And will you sleep with me too? 1147 01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:48,556 - I'll get all horny and you'll get a real ride! 1148 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,275 I'm already horny just talking about it. 1149 01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:59,550 - But you won't sleep around! - No. I'll be faithful to you. 1150 01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:04,078 So you won't mind? 1151 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,912 - Why? At least I'll have a good time. 1152 01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,278 - We'll have a good time together! 1153 01:31:14,680 --> 01:31:17,240 - Anyway, it's better than if you beat me. 1154 01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:24,279 ...Deepest condolences. 1155 01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:49,318 And so I finally lied my way through to the end. 1156 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:52,678 And like every end, this one is fucked up too! 1157 01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:14,110 Adam, do you take Klara as your lawfully wedded wife 1158 01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:17,278 and promise to love her, 1159 01:33:17,480 --> 01:33:19,072 respect her and be faithful to her, 1160 01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:21,596 and never to leave her... - Sabrina! 1161 01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:24,390 ...through good and bad... 1162 01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:26,277 - Sabrina, where are you? ...until death do you part? 1163 01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:29,636 - Hi, love. Is that you? 1164 01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:32,109 - That rocker Adam is almost hitched and you're not here! 1165 01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:35,318 - No, sorry! I'll be there after the ceremony. 1166 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:38,437 This idiot just couldn't come. - So you've finished fucking? 1167 01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:40,791 - Of course. - That's good... 1168 01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:45,190 - We've just finished. - How was it? 1169 01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:46,793 Well... 1170 01:33:47,480 --> 01:33:50,119 First he ripped my clothes off, 1171 01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:52,753 then licked me all over, 1172 01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:58,951 teased me, and then we did it. 1173 01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:01,077 - Where? - Where? 1174 01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:05,276 Well, in the car. I bounced up and down, 1175 01:34:05,360 --> 01:34:07,510 up and down... 1176 01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:11,476 - Keep talking. And the orgasm? 1177 01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:15,639 - Suck my dick... - What? 1178 01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:17,752 - Now you may kiss the bride. 1179 01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:22,753 Those whom God has joined let no man part. 1180 01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:26,950 Let your love be to the glory of God! 1181 01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:45,793 Hold this! 1182 01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:50,152 For God's sake! The bell's clapper has fallen! 1183 01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:55,799 - Dear God! A heart has fallen to us from heaven! 1184 01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:58,918 - We're going to have good luck! 1185 01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:05,468 - Jesus Christ! He's married a whore! - Pity the whole bell didn't fall!... 1186 01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:29,633 And there it is! 1187 01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:40,317 Luck does not fall from heaven. 1188 01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:45,313 If God wanted the bell's heart to fall, 1189 01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:49,599 then it was a sign! Yes, a sign. 1190 01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:55,195 The union of marriage has made you one body and one spirit. 1191 01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:57,479 But it won't protect you... 1192 01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:58,834 ...from the trap of sin. - Is the jukebox broken today or what? 1193 01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:02,754 - We each carry inside a shameful beast. 1194 01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:08,110 And if it awakes, it makes us soulless slaves 1195 01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:10,079 to earthly pleasures. 1196 01:36:14,920 --> 01:36:17,832 Don't forget that every love is threatened by sin, 1197 01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:21,038 and he who denies it, denies himself. 1198 01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:24,194 Without virtue there can be no love, 1199 01:36:25,160 --> 01:36:27,469 and without love there is no life. 1200 01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,549 I hope to wed you too. 1201 01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:34,596 - As soon as possible. Am I right, baby? 1202 01:36:35,960 --> 01:36:37,439 And you? 1203 01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:41,475 I'm not the right creature for married life. 1204 01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:43,516 Let's pump up guitars a little. 1205 01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:51,632 Hi, love. - That sure took you a while! 1206 01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:55,116 Sorry, Zikmund. I stopped for a test on the way here. 1207 01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:58,950 I have news for you. I'm HIV positive. 1208 01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:02,999 - Yeah... What? 1209 01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:08,749 - Friends! I'm married! 1210 01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:15,392 If you could see yourself! It was a joke! 1211 01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:18,592 - You cow! Don't joke about that! 1212 01:37:18,680 --> 01:37:21,592 - And my wife will soon be a doctor! 1213 01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:25,029 And I'll be her first patient! - Isn't that right, mom?! 1214 01:37:25,120 --> 01:37:26,678 - Can you, for just a minute, darling? 1215 01:37:27,040 --> 01:37:29,952 - Sorry... What is it? 1216 01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:33,559 - Don't call me,, cow"! Nobody calls me,, cow"! 1217 01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:35,153 - Wait! - Or I'll stop fucking you! 1218 01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:39,836 - Friends! Applause for the first marital medical treatment! 1219 01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:43,669 - Now for our checkup. Where's your blood-sugar tester? 1220 01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:48,438 Get me my case! - Here, Mr. Adam. 1221 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,799 - You're the best woman I could have. 1222 01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:56,110 You're a real personality! 1223 01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:58,515 Beautiful personality... 1224 01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:01,471 - I don't want you to die on me... 1225 01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:04,719 - Thanks, darling! 1226 01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:08,312 - You know, I've already been through it. 1227 01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:12,039 Don't worry. 1228 01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:15,317 I'm old enough now not to make the same mistake 1229 01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:16,879 I made with Asako. 1230 01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:21,755 I'll be faithful to you, Viola. - I hope so, or I'll cut off your balls! 1231 01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:25,591 ...I thought he had someone else. 1232 01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:29,794 But a month later I got a letter. 1233 01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:33,596 He wrote that he loved me but that he had to break up with me. 1234 01:38:35,160 --> 01:38:39,631 He had a rectal tumor and didn't want me to see him dying, 1235 01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:41,639 you see, teddy bear? 1236 01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:43,719 We just can't understand... - Come on! 1237 01:38:43,840 --> 01:38:45,034 Kleo, come on! ...the thoughts 1238 01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:46,473 of a dying person. - Here, please! 1239 01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:47,549 - It's a totally different state of mind! 1240 01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:50,239 Please, be quiet! - Yes! 1241 01:38:50,360 --> 01:38:52,191 You have to quickly sort everything out... 1242 01:38:52,280 --> 01:38:54,669 - Will you just be quiet! ..., think things through... 1243 01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:58,879 You wouldn't want me to suffer either, teddy bear, would you? 1244 01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:06,398 Look, aren't they cute? 1245 01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:12,512 To die for!... 1246 01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:20,997 ...Bravo, amici... 1247 01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:39,069 My heart broken in slivers 1248 01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:45,189 My heart's pulse in shivers 1249 01:39:47,120 --> 01:39:52,069 My heart's like a crippled horse. 1250 01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:59,111 My heart broken in slivers 1251 01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:04,789 My heart's pulse... 1252 01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:09,710 My heart broken in slivers 1253 01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:15,075 My heart's pulse in shivers 1254 01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:20,229 My heart's like a crippled horse. 1255 01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:24,038 The End